Super Bowl 50 approaches with the reliability of the morning sun, and yet, you still have so many questions. There are the obvious questions, which I can answer here.
What teams are in the Super Bowl? The Denver Broncos and the Carolina Panthers.
What time is the Super Bowl? Kickoff is scheduled for 6:30PM ET on CBS, but it's safe to add another five minutes of ceremonial buffer time.
What dish should I bring? Homemade fried mac and cheese balls, an easy, unexpected hit.
But there are plenty of more interesting questions for which I don't have the answers. So I've invited my good friend and work buddy, SB Nation's Dan Rubenstein, to tell us about the biggest live television event of the year and its storied history.
Oh, and who will win? My bet's on you, the viewer! Twist!
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