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April Fools' pranks from across the internet, ranked from best to worst

April Fools' pranks from across the internet, ranked from best to worst

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I love April Fools' Day. I agree the annual day of pranks and goofs has become a shallow excuse for brands to cloyingly plea for our attention, but sometimes that desperation can transcend into genuine humor. You get the sense, on April Fools' Day, that a certain set of people really love their job.

I imagine April Fools' Day is like a pagan festival for publicists, copywriters, and junior marketing directors, who on the first of April get to ignore their bosses and put that MBA in Creative Writing to good use. "Look," says the April Fools' gag, fretted over by a billion dollar publicly traded entity, "we can have fun, too!"

And the April Fools' publicity stunt works. We know the whoopee cushion is on our metaphorical office chair, and yet we sit nonetheless. April Fools' Day brand activations have become so powerful that real announcements will be mistaken for lame gags simply because of their vicinity in time. Pepsi 1893? That can't be a thing! And yet, it is. It really is.

In an effort to maintain my optimism on this unholy holiday, I've ranked the internet's April Fools' pranks from best to worst. Feel free to lend a hand in the comments.

ThinkGeek announces April Fools’ Day product line-up

ThinkGeek's April Fools' gags are typically thoughtfully conceived faux-products, some of which become real products once enough fans offer enough money. This year, ThinkGeek's promoting the SpaceX Vertical Landing Mentos & Diet Coke Rocket, a Star Trek White Noise Sleep Machine, a Useless Light Switch, the VR Sensory Immersion Generator, an Attack on Titan Colossal Titan Lawn Ornament, Magic: The Gathering - Travel Edition, a Plumbus from Rick and Morty, and role-playing drinking game. What's my favorite, you ask? The Flavor of the Day Desktop Calendar, pictured above, of course!

Grade: A-

Dark Souls 3: The Movie breaks hearts of hopeful fans

This is the danger of a good April Fools' joke: I'm now disappointed Dark Souls 3: The Movie isn't a real thing. I would like this now, please. A copy of Dark Souls 3 is also an acceptable gift.

Grade: A-

Vibrator company pivots to smart cat toys

"I’ve heard one too many stories about kitties becoming easily bored with cat toys," says Lioness CEO Liz Klinger. "We created this toy to make sure that cats will always be mentally and emotionally stimulated." The features available in the vibrator designer's cat toy line fall on the right side of cheeky word play.

  • "Ergonomic design for kitty to enjoy."
  • "Tracks kitty's physiological patterns to learn more about kitty's likes, dislikes, and things it doesn't know how to tell you."

Grade: B+

Moon Watch fools internet because internet desperately wants Moon Watch

To crush the will of internet writers across the globe, the Moon Watch was announced yesterday — which was not April Fools' Day. As Gizmodo noted at the time, "what justifies its $27,500 price tag is a housing made from a solid piece of 4.5-billion-year-old moon rock, collected from our lunar neighbor back in 1974 by the Soviet’s Luna probe." Gizmodo quickly updated their post, noting the watch's status as a goof. I sympathize. I distrust the entirety of March, knowing that just like Christmas, the celebration of April Fools' Day will creep earlier and earlier into the year.

Grade: B

Google Express delivers an axe by parachute

I give this a...

... "C" for a humdrum idea.

... "B" for the quality of execution.

... "A" for delivering an axe with a parachute.

Average those grades, and we get...

Grade: B

Lizard tumblr

Tumblr decides our future lizard leader

Tumblr is allowing its users to vote for their preferred lizard leader. The nominees include Mop, Rick, Deborah, and Wretched Tooth. The design is cute and the idea is weird, but what I adore is the surge of fan art. Take for example the best selling book, Turning the Tables: The Rick Story by Rick.

Grade: B

Timehop shows the future

Timehop, an app that revisits social media moments from our past, gave its users a preview of the future. In the year 2025, ads will run for Fast & Furious 17. I could live in a speculative future like this one. Between 2017 and 2025, the world would get ten Fast and Furious films. That's more than one a year!

Grade: B

Duolingo's pillow teaches sleeper foreign languages

It's not a perfect bit, but the testimonial from Sean Chin of Pittsburgh, above, is enough to get the pillow above average marks. Listen people, the bar is low.

Grade: B-


Ginder finds potential mates by preference in gin

"As well as helping you find your kindred spirit," writes Master of Malt, "Ginder will help you avoid awkward moments with unsuitable prospective partners. Picture the scene, you've been on a number of dates with a suitor during which you've both mentioned in passing your love of a good G&T. Now you're sat on an uncomfortable beanbag in their flat, but things are looking up as they've just made you a refreshing drink! As you take a sip, knowing exactly how delicious it should be having perfected your personal serve, your taste buds are instead greeted by something that tastes of sun cream and which appears to have a massive novelty-sized wedge of your least favourite citrus fruit bobbing about in it, bopping you in the face. Ginder, thankfully, will make such horrors a thing of the past."

Grade: B-

Kickstarter watch doesn't tell time

Sorry, Jesper. There's only room for one goofy watch on my arbitrary ranking of April Fools' jokes. Though I do dig the leather strap, the matte finish, and the satire of Kickstarters that don't accomplish anything besides a tidy profit for their creators.

Grade: C+


Spotify drops a Rick Roll inside New Music Friday

Easy? Yes. Subtle? Sure. Classic? I think so. This is the best a brand can do with the least possible effort.

Grade: C

Zuckerberg H&M

H&M pushes Mark Zuckerberg fashion line

I'm not one for Silicon Valley humor, but I appreciate three things about this gimmick. First, it's well-produced. I'm surprised, frankly, that UNIQLO didn't beat H&M to the punch here, considering everyone in the tech community shops at UNIQLO because where else will we find form-fitting jeans for under $50? Second, the Zuckerberg signature on the inside neck of the T-shirts is a fine touch. Third, I read the URL as Mark Fuhrman dot com.

Grade: C

Man Crates jerkies meat from extinct animals

"It's become abundantly clear," says the fictional scientist, "the future of meat is the past." At a minute in length, the video gets points for not overstaying its welcome.

Grade: C

Sony develops a Proton Pack

This isn't a bad goof. In fact, I like the design of the proton pack. That said, this is basically a press release for the new Ghostbusters movie thinly disguised as a gag. Sure, I can get really existential here and be like, "Hey, isn't this whole charade, just one dumb press release thinly disguising the endless hunger of megabrands." And yeah, yeah it is that. It's just that.

Grade: C-

Samsung announces #TheNextGalaxy

Sure. Why not. I guess this counts as a joke? At least they didn't make an entire website for a opera-singing refrigerator or Wi-Fi-connected jeans.

Grade: D+

Lyft unleashes "prank mode"

Lyft's "prank mode" allows folks in NYC, LA, and San Francisco to embark on elaborate pranks involving fake radio stations, actors, and of course, Lyft Line. TMZ just so happened to score an "exclusive" Lyft prank, above, involving NBA star Festus Ezeli.

Why didn't the brilliant minds at Lyft call this Prank My Ride? And where are Ashton Kutcher and Wilmer Valderrama? Were they too busy?

Grade: D

Samsung’s adds pants to Internet of Things

Wi-Fi-connected jeans from Samsung. Of course. Here's one of the features:

"Fridge Lock: If the tension around your waist gets too high, the embedded ARTIK chip module will send signals to your refrigerator to prevent you from overeating. The fridge door lock can then only be deactivated with consent from a designated person such as your mother or significant other.

Dads: they love to eat!

Grade: D-

Gmail drops mic on its own foot

Gmail has already pulled its poorly considered mic drop feature. Users could "send and mic drop" their emails with a button that attached a GIF of a Minion dropping a mic to outbound messages. Unfortunately, the button replaced Gmail's "Send and archive" option. Some people also reported bugs in which the regular "send" option attached the GIF. As shown above, not every email needs a Minions GIF. The irony of Minions — whose purpose is to grief the planet — being at the center of this kerfuffle, earn this goof its rare grade.

Grade: F+

Product Hunt acquires Yahoo in all-stock deal

Jokes about Yahoo's collapse are as tired as making fun of your parents for still having AOL email accounts. Worse, the service Product Hunt used to create the fake storythe Clone Zone — cycles ads every few seconds, many of them being nude banners that profit off revenge porn. I imagine stakeholders in the TechCrunch brand won't be thrilled to see screen captures like these.

(Images edited to conceal nudity and identity, since it's fair to assume the images are stolen.)

Grade: F