Wow I'm going to say this oven is actually useful! You can remotely preheat it, which we all know is very important for baking, set a timer, receive real-time alerts on oven temperatures, and turn it on and off. I guess if you live in perpetual fear of having left the oven on, this would be extremely helpful.

Naturally, this isn't the first Wi-Fi oven. We live in the Internet of Things era, people. GE makes some, too. Phew. We need options because this parmesan chicken sure ain't going to cook itself.