While the rest of us bums were busy doing who knows what, editor Fran Hoepfner spent part of the past two months penning alternate titles for magician-action-comedy Now You See Me 2. Today, she shared those titles on Twitter. They are hilarious and perfect, each in their own way.

They don’t really need to be ranked, but because I have no better way to express my appreciation, ranked they will be. The metric is "most liked," which frankly is a bullshit metric, because some of the best ones have the fewest Twitter hearts. But I must rank. I am Rankbot.

Here are the top five most liked alternate titles for Now You See Me 2.

Those are great. But like, this one is also great!

And so is this one!

Okay, please just go read them all, and then follow @franhoepfner, and let’s all celebrate today for the gifts it has provided us.

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