LADY BIRD WAS ONE OF THE BEST FILMS OF 2017, BUT HOW MUCH BETTER WOULD IT BE IF EVERYONE SCREAMED THE WHOLE TIME?

NOW WE HAVE AN ANSWER (SORT OF), THANKS TO TWITTER USER @LATERCHALAMET, WHO TURNED THE MOVIE’S POIGNANT TRAILER INTO THE CAR CRASH EQUIVALENT OF A POOR FLUTE COVER:

BUT WHY STOP THERE? IF YOU LOVE SHRIEKING VERSIONS OF COMPASSIONATE COMING-OF-AGE FILMS, TRY THIS CLIP FROM CALL ME BY YOUR NAME.

My throat hurts.