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“Not too close, euroscum.”

That’s what Tim Cook’s body language says to me when meeting Europe’s top competition watchdog Margrethe Vestager who pressed the Apple CEO to open the App Store amid other concerns like Apple Music. It’s all part of her whirlwind tour with US tech CEOs ahead of the strict new Digital Markets Act taking effect on March 6th.

Other possible captions:

“Oh, so this is what a functioning government regulator looks like.”

“The only danish I want to touch comes in pastry form.”

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