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Apple’s secretive car project is still [idiom meaning ‘going nowhere’].

In light of Mark Gurman’s latest report in Bloomberg, I’ve made this Mad Lib about Apple’s long-suffering non-existent car project. Enjoy.

Apple is [verb ending in -ing] its decade-old project to build a car, pivoting to a [adjective] design with the intent to introduce a [adjective] car by [year].

After previously envisioning a truly [adjective] car, Apple now is working on a [noun] with [adjective] features, according to [noun] with knowledge of the project.

The company’s efforts to build a car have been [adjective], cycling through [number] executives and iterations, and likely will [verb] several more times before [verb ending in -ing].