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Philips came out with a line of health-oriented devices because you value your health

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You know what you need? A wearable. I know you didn’t buy into the trend five years ago, or even a year ago, but I think the time has come. You know what else? You seem like a person that appreciates no fuss and no screens, especially no touchscreens. You take your health seriously. You don’t care about all those gimmicky wearables that make health a game or the smartwatches that prioritize phone actions over health. You need a real serious device.

Maybe a $250 Health Watch that tracks heart rate, activity, sleep, and calories?

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You know what goes great with that smartwatch? A connected Body Analysis Scale. It’ll tell you your BMI and body fat percentage. Very uplifting stats!

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Oh wait, but if you’re getting the watch and the scale you’ll also probably want this blood pressure monitor. It’s only $99.99.

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Now, if you’re getting the Health Watch, Body Analysis Scale, and the Upper Arm Blood Pressure Monitor, you’re probablyyy going to want an ear thermometer, too.

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Great, so you’ve got a comprehensive picture of your health now, all stored on Philips’ HealthSuite health app, and you’ve only spent $529.96. Congrats, I’m very happy for your health investment. Just make sure you toss out your old thermometer, old scale, and old watch. You won’t be needing those in the future.