Last month I got upset at Hori for making a useless Nintendo Switch keyboard. It looked like this:

But I thought it should look like this, because obviously:

Now a Japanese company called Cyber Gadget (what a name, by the way), is making one that looks like this:

It’s available on Amazon Japan for 3,758 yen ($33) and will ship at the end of September. Dragon Quest X on the couch will never be the same. I await my royalty check.

That said, I’m still waiting for someone to make this: