The Verge Mobile Podcast: it's like digging through the hot bottled garbage stuffed into Chris's fanny pack, reaching into the hidden second compartment, booting up the translucent green Handspring, and being able to deciphering all the encrypted and embargo'd notes contained therein. Not even Vlad or Dieter really even want to go there, but if you do, click on the play button below and we'll try not to judge you.