Why does the Fall Guy have hidden abs and nipples?

I had to see it, so you have to as well.
Image: Fall Guys

I hate to bring you this news, but underneath a Fall Guy’s playful, gelatinous exterior, the very being that comprises it is deeply disturbing. It has hidden abs, nipples, a human skull, and long taffy-like optic nerves, among other horrific anatomical anomalies, according to a tweet from the game’s developer.

It gets worse, though. Fall Guys are six feet tall, taller than many human beings. Looking at its general bone structure, it looks like a hybrid between human, dinosaur, and bird. That combination should render a fierce species of advanced intelligence and agility, but... well.

I haven’t played Fall Guys, and I deliberately took this one for the team so that my dear colleagues wouldn’t have to spend any more time today thinking about this horrific knowledge that I’m now cursed to have seen. Now, I’m left with bad thoughts, like “wherever it is that each Fall Guy falls to, there’s a gigantic pit filled with these disturbing skeletons.” Look at what this image has done!

Jokes aside, this is hilarious, and I honestly hope that it’s an unlockable costume at some point, like the Peely Bone costume in Fortnite.


Well… that’s enough internet for the day. Night everyone.

I only just woke up and I want to go back to bed and start the day over again

I hate love this

How does it eat?

Well this is some Kirby shit

Don’t you know that in the USA, you can have semi-automatic assault weapons, but don’t dare show any nipples, as they will rot your brain. Think of the children!
Oh, wait…

Needs nipples wasn’t my first thought, but alright.

…And when you gaze long into an abyss,
the abyss also gazes into you………..

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