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Jurassic World's monster is a genetically modified Jimmy Buffett #brand

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Pure brand terror

The Verge has obtained irrefutable evidence that legendary chillbro Jimmy Buffett is behind the mayhem in the upcoming film Jurassic World. In the screenshot above, you can clearly see children running away from a Margaritaville, proving either that a genetically modified dinosaur parrot or Buffett-raptor hybrid is on the loose.

Consider the lost lyrics of Buffett's 1977 hit, "Margaritaville:"

Wasted away again in Margaritaville,

Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt

Some people claim that there's a woman to blame,

But I know it's Chris Pratt's fault.

haunting

This kid has seen some shit.