What was your March 22nd, 2016 like? If you're Martha Stewart, it was a totally chill day of dune-bashing and camel riding in the deserts of Doha, Qatar.

Shortly after her thrilling and unpredictable adventure, she went to her pal Aziz's place and demonstrated her excellence in barefoot hoverboarding while swiftly avoiding antiques, a feat made even more impressive by the fact that she was a little toasted:

Y'all. Martha Stewart is 74 years old. Do you know how hard it is to master riding a hoverboard, much less after a camel-riding sesh? If I were Martha, I would have stepped off the hoverboard and onto a bed with very comfortable and definitely expensive linens. But Martha didn’t sleep. Martha blogged about her new white peacocks.