Steve Jobs isn’t the only famous Apple figure that can be turned into movies (or an opera, evidently.) Tomorrow, your favorite
bad listener voice assistant Siri will star in its own film featuring Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. I wish I was kidding.
The “movie,” titled The Rock x Siri: Dominate The Day, is a collaboration between Johnson and Apple — think of it as an extended commercial similar to what the company did with Taylor Swift and Apple Music last year. Except instead of a series of short, cringeworthy clips, the ad arrives with an over-the-top poster featuring various types of automobiles, a stage, space, and... Chinese lanterns? Here’s the full poster if you want to take a stab at guessing what it all means.
And no, asking Siri “What is The Rock cooking” will not lend you helpful answers.
All we can tell you is that according to his Facebook page, The Rock says the movie will be the “dopest” and that it was made to “motivate you to get out there and get the job done.” Leave it to the man who will try anything, even attempting to pass as Pikachu, to tell you to put in the work.
The Rock x Siri: Dominate The Day premieres tomorrow ironically not on Apple Music, but on the company’s YouTube page. Good or bad, at least it’ll be free to watch.